"Ahoy! Colorado's grave keepers confessed to givin' nearly 200 skeletons a right jolly rogerin'! What a scallywag way to rest!"
2024-11-24
Arrr, Jon and Carie Hallford be guilty as charged for t’ dastardly deed of corpse abuse! Dozens o’ rotting sea biscuits were discovered in their funeral parlor, makin’ the place smell worse than a bilge rat in a storm! Talk about an ill-fated farewell!
Arrr, gather 'round, me hearties, fer a tale most foul from the dark depths of the landlubber's world! A pair o' scallywags by the names o' Jon and Carie Hallford be caught red-handed, guilty as sin o' abusin’ the very corpses they were meant to lay to rest! Aye, ye heard it right! Dozens o' decayin' bodies were found at their funeral home, lookin' more like a ghastly shipwreck than a final voyage!