Arrr! Dartmouth lasses and scallywags be in hot water after a matey took a tumble to Davy Jones’ locker!
2024-11-24
Arrr, a scallywag of but twenty summers met his doom at a jolly shindig! The raucous crew of the frat and sorority now find themselves in a pickle for servin' grog to landlubbers too young for such mischief! Aye, let this be a lesson from Davy Jones’ locker!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale as grim as a stormy sea! A young lad of twenty summers met his watery fate after attendin' a raucous shindig off the campus shores. Aye, this be no ordinary gathering; it was a grand ol’ party thrown by a band o’ raucous fraternity mates and their fair sorority lasses.