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"Arrr! Four scallywags be found guilty in Spain fer a dastardly murder o' hate back in twenty-one!"

2024-11-24

Arrr, four scallywags be sentenced fer their foul play in the tragic tale of young Samuel Luiz, who met Davy Jones’ locker after a right nasty scuffle. He be no pirate, but they be the ones walkin’ the plank for their landlubber ways! Avast, what a sorry lot!

Avast ye landlubbers! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with a tale from the fair shores of Spain! A band o' scallywags—four knaves to be precise—found themselves in the clutches of justice for the heinous act of homophobic murder upon a young nursing lad named Samuel Luiz, who met his fate on a moonlit night outside a seedy tavern in A Coruña, back in July of the year 2021!

Their leader, a foul fiend named Diego Montaña, took it upon himself to unleash a storm of insults upon the poor lad, convinced by his garb and lingo that he was of the gay persuasion. Aye, such wickedness led to an assault that would make Davy Jones himself shudder! The court, after a lengthy trial that dragged on like a slow boat, found Montaña and his two dastardly mates guilty of aggravated murder, whilst a fourth miscreant, Alejandro Míguez, was charged with complicity. A lone lass, however, escaped the noose!

With the jolly retribution looming, the judge be asked to slap these vermin with sentences 'twixt 22 and 27 years in the brig. Let it be known, mates, that hate be a poison that must be vanquished! So raise yer tankards to justice, for the tide of change be a-comin’! Yarrr!

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