Arrr, Adam Schiff be claimin' the whole Democratic crew sunk the ship o' Harris, 'n he be takin' a share o' blame!
2024-11-24
Arrr, Senator-elect Adam Schiff be caught in a stormy sea of questions, wonderin’ if Captain Biden be the scallywag to blame fer Kamala’s sunk ship o' an election! Aye, he be squawkin' on 'Meet the Press' like a parrot with a sore throat, dodgin' the cannonballs of inquiry!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale o' political folly on the high seas o' the Democratic Party! It seems that the newly minted Senator Adam Schiff be layin' the blame for Vice President Kamala Harris' defeat right at the feet o' the entire crew! Aye, the party leaders be pointin' fingers like a crew o' scallywags, tryin' to figure out how they lost their treasure!In a recent parley on "Meet the Press," Schiff had once boldly proclaimed Harris would claim victory as grand as a treasure hoard, but now he be singin' a different tune. He be sayin' it all boils down to Joe Biden’s decision to let the torch pass, an’ that the economy be the real kraken sinkin' their ship! “Arrr, we be associated with the status quo!” he lamented, as the waves o' blame crashed over the party.
The Democrats be throwin' blame around like cannonballs, with some sayin' Biden stayed in the race too long, others claimin’ Harris covered for his mental decline, and even ol' Bernie Sanders chimin' in 'bout abandonin' the working class! The ship be sinkin' fast, and the crew be wonderin’ if they can still earn a good livin' on these treacherous waters. Aye, it be a mighty mess, but one thing be clear: the pirates o' the Democratic Party be in a right pickle! Yarrr!