Arrr! Trump’s judicial matey be a scallywag who’d scorn his sneaky plan for appointin’ during the lull!
2024-11-25
Arrr, Justice Antonin Scalia, that mighty conservative sea dog, be callin' them sneaky attempts to dodge the Senate’s duty as “ignoble” and “all just a fanciful tale.” Aye, he be sayin’ if ye don’t like the crew, ye best be lettin' ‘em walk the plank fair and square!
Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the late Justice Antonin Scalia, a mighty figure from the high seas of the judiciary! This be a tale of honor and mischief, where Scalia declared with the roar of a tempest that any scallywag who tries to bypass the Senate’s sacred duty to scrutinize nominees be nothing but an “ignoble” rogue! Aye, such words flew from his lips like cannonballs in a battle!He be likin’ it to a ship abandoning her captain, lettin' the crew run wild without a steady hand at the wheel! "It be all just made up!" he cried, like a parrot squawkin’ on a treasure map, callin' out the rascals who'd dare to play fast and loose with the rules. To Scalia, the Senate's role in vetting was as vital as a ship's anchor in a stormy sea—without it, ye’d be adrift and lost, me hearties!
So raise yer tankards to Scalia, the stalwart guardian of justice! He be remindin’ us all that while there be a time for clever tricks and swashbucklin', some battles be worth fightin' fair and square, lest we end up at the bottom of Davy Jones’ locker! Arrr!