The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, in the heart o’ California, some swashbucklin' Latinos be cheerin' Trump’s wall like it’s a treasure map!"

2024-11-25

Arrr, they be spoutin’ tales that ol’ Donald J. Trump be hurlin’ his cannon fire at the scallywags seekin’ refuge, not at the good folk of his own crew! Aye, it be a right jolly mix-up on the high seas of politics, I tell ye!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of the tempestuous seas of politics, where the winds be blowin' and the cannons be blastin'! It be whispered among the scallywags that yon Captain Donald J. Trump, the self-proclaimed ruler of the high seas, be launchin' cannonballs of ire at the poor souls seekin' asylum, rather than takin' aim at the good folk of his own crew!

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