Arrr, Ohio's landlubber wants to boot JD Vance—says Trump’s treasure map be the first chart on Day One!
2024-11-25
Arrr, me hearties! Rep. Mike Carey, one of the scallywags in the Ohio crew, claims he be the finest matey to hoist Trump’s flag on the morn of his rule! Aye, ready to plunder the Senate treasure from day one! Avast, the winds be blowin’ in his favor!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about Rep. Mike Carey, a bold contender from Ohio, fixin’ to fill the boots of Vice President-elect JD Vance once he sets sail from the Senate seas!In an interview with the scallywags at Fox News, Carey, a battle-hardened veteran and coal lobbyist, be boastin’ of his adventures workin’ with the great Captain Trump. He claims that whoever the Ohio governor be chooses, they best be ready to hoist the sails and catch the winds of change on "day one!" And aye, his three endorsements from Trump be givin’ him the wind in his sails!
Carey’s keen to flaunt his record of success, yarr! He’s not a landlubber but a man of action, bringing home more doubloons than a pirate’s bounty—over $60 million in just three years! He knows Ohio’s diverse shores well, claimin’ it be a microcosm of the whole United States! And with a hearty spirit, he aims to help the great state prosper under the banner of the GOP!
Yet, the waters be murky with other contenders like Jim Jordan and Jane Timken eyein’ the prize! But fear not, for Carey believes no one loves Ohio more than he, and he’s ready to set sail for the Senate seas! Arrr, let the best pirate win!