"Six savvy schemes to dodge the holiday plague: Consult yer trusty ship's doc, matey!"
2024-11-25
Arrr, matey! When ye be gatherin’ with yer scallywag crew, beware! Germs be lurkin’ like treasure in the shadows. Listen to the wise healers, they’ve got tips to keep ye shipshape and free from the fever, lest ye end up as a landlubber with the sniffles!
Avast, me hearties! As the holiday season be approachin’, a whopping 82% o’ landlubbers in the good ol’ U.S. be plannin’ to gather ‘round the feastin’ table, sharin’ gifts, tales, and, aye, a fair few germs too! This be makin’ gatherings a treacherous sea for the wee ones, the old salts, and those with weak constitutions, as warned by the good Dr. Probst o’ the University o’ Florida.Fear not, ye merry makers! There be ways to keep yer crew healthy whilst celebratin’. Vaccinations be the trusty cannon in yer arsenal, keepin’ the scurvy sickness at bay, especially for the flu and COVID. Washin’ yer hands like a sailor scrubs the deck be vital too! And if ye happen upon a shipmate feelin’ poorly, best to don a mask and keep yer distance, lest ye catch their malady!
Eat fresh grub, take yer vitamin C like a good pirate keeps his rum, sleep well, stay hydrated, and keep yer body movin’. If ye be feelin’ feverish or coughin’ like a sea hag, it’s best to stay ashore and recover. So hoist the sails, but keep the crew safe, and may yer holiday shenanigans be merry and bright!