"Arrr, NYT be changin' their headline 'bout the slain rabbi o' Dubai after the scallywags raised a ruckus!"
2024-11-25
Arrr, the scallywags at The New York Times be catchin' a right storm on the social seas! Their headline ‘bout Rabbi Zvi Kogan, who met a dreadful fate after bein' snatched in Dubai, turned the tides of outrage on the ol' social media ship! Aye, what a hullabaloo!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of a rabbi, Zvi Kogan, who met a fate most foul in the sandy shores of Dubai. Aye, this lad was abducted and murdered, but the notorious New York Times first spun a tale sayin’ he just “disappeared.” Ho ho! Social media be a tempest, and the swabs were not havin’ it!Israel confirmed the grim tidings, callin’ it an “abhorrent act of antisemitic terrorism.” Kogan, a young rabbi settlin’ in the U.A.E. to lead his community, was snatched away like a treasure on the high seas. The Times tried to mend their sails with a new headline, but the damage was done. Critics, like ol’ Andrew Cuomo and Rep. Ritchie Torres, cried foul and demanded the truth be told, not sugar-coated.
Three scoundrels were nabbed by the Emirati lawmen, vowin’ to deal harshly with any who threaten their peace. Kogan’s widow, whose kin faced similar horrors in Mumbai, be left to mourn. And as the kosher market he managed lay shuttered, the world be reminded that truth must sail true, lest we be lost in a fog of misreportin’. Arrr!