The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, Democrats be scurrying like scallywags to huddle in the Southern seas o' battlegrounds! Hoist the flags, mateys!

2024-11-25

Arrr, matey! With a mere two summers till the grand races in Georgia and North Carolina, the crew be rummagin' through their bilge for treasure! Time be slippin’ like a slippery eel, and they be wonderin’ if they’ve got the savvy to chart a course to victory!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear, for the winds of change be blowin' fierce in the land o' politics! With the fateful races in Georgia and North Carolina loom'n like a stormy sea just two years hence, the party finds itself in a right pickle, searchin' their souls like a scallywag lookin' fer buried treasure!

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