Arrr! Denver's cap’n says he’ll gladly dance with the jailbirds 'fore lettin' Trump ship the scallywags away!
2024-11-25
Arrr, me hearties! Mayor Mike Johnston o' Denver be ready to dance with the jailbirds 'cause he be standin' firm 'gainst the scallywag Trump’s mass deportation scheme! Aye, he’s willin’ to swap his compass for a cell! Now that be a fine jest on the high seas o' politics!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale spun from the winds o' the Mile High City! Mayor Mike Johnston o' Denver, a spirited captain, be ready to face the dungeons fer standin' against President-elect Trump and his mass deportation scheme. In a bold declaration, he likened the situation to a "Tiananmen Square moment," stirrin' the pot o' public uproar.When asked about this tempestuous plan to evict illegal scallywags from the shores, he conjured images of citizens risin’ like a fierce tide to protect their own. “Ye don’t want to mess with them Highland moms,” he warned, a hint o' mischief in his eye.
But fear not, me hearties! The good mayor soon backtracked, sayin’, “I’d avoid that image like a cursed treasure,” and made clear he ain't after a jailbird's life but wishes to negotiate with “reasonable folk.” He supports givin' the boot to only the most wicked of ruffians – those guilty of heinous crimes.
While his fellow governors stand firm in opposition, some Republican states be offerin’ aid to Trump’s cause. In this high-stakes game o’ politics, the seas be rough, but the battle be just beginin’. So hoist the sails and let the winds of change blow! Arrr!