Arrr, a scallywag driver sent three deputies to Davy Jones’ locker, givin' Palm Beach a right bellyache!
2024-11-25
Arrr! The scallywags of the Palm Beach Sheriff’s bike crew met their doom on Thursday, struck down by a landlubber! Two went to Davy Jones’ locker that very day, and a third, clinging to life like a barnacle, followed suit come Monday. Aye, a tragic tale at sea!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for I bring ye a tale of woe from the high seas o' asphalt! On a fateful Thursday, the brave members o' the motorcycle crew of the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office found themselves in a right pickle, struck down by a landlubber driver! Aye, it be a tragic sight, indeed!Alas, two fine officers met their doom that very day, their spirits sailin' off to Davy Jones' locker. And as if the fates be not cruel enough, a third matey, fightin' like a true buccaneer, succumbed to his grievous wounds on the Monday that followed. 'Tis a dark cloud hangin' over our ports, as we mourn the loss of these brave souls who patrolled the streets like true warriors of the road.
So hoist the flags at half-mast, me hearties, and raise a tankard in honor of these fallen sailors o' the asphalt! May their memories live on, and may the scurvy dog who struck them down face the wrath o' the Kraken! For on the seas of life, we must always watch where we sail, lest we end up in the depths o’ despair! Yarrr!