Arrr, the judge be makin’ 'em wait longer than a sea turtle on a slow tide, matey!
2024-11-25
Arrr, matey! The court's grand powwow set for mid-December be tossed to the briny depths o' January 30! The judge and the new landlubber DA need more time to peruse their papers 'fore the cannons roar! Aye, 'tis a fine excuse to swab the decks!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of courtly shenanigans! It be a tale of a hearing set fer the fair month of December, yet it found itself tossed about like a ship in a storm, bein’ pushed back to the frosty shores of January 30th. Aye, ye heard me right!The reason fer this delay, ye ask? ‘Twas none other than the wise judge and the fresh-faced district attorney of Los Angeles, who be needin’ ample time to sift through a chest full o’ filings related to the case. Aye, they be like sailors lost at sea, tryin’ to chart a course through the murky waters of paperwork!
Now, ye can imagine the rumble of the court as they be sharpenin’ their quills and makin’ sure naught be missed in the treasure trove of documents at hand. The anticipation be thick as fog, and the crew be wonderin’ what manner of justice will come to pass when the day finally arrives!
So here we be, waitin’ with bated breath, ready to raise a toast to the judge and the attorney when they finally set sail on this legal adventure! Avast, me hearties, let the winds of fate blow fair and the galleons of justice sail true!