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Arrr! Biden’s crew be hoardin' treasure meant fer the Anti-Dopin' League—what be they thinkin', eh?

2024-11-25

Arrr, the cap'n be hollerin' at the World Anti-Dopin' Agency to let in some scallywags with a spyglass, fer they be lettin' those slippery Chinese swimmers slip through the net after testin' positive! A right fine mess, I say! Avast, what a swashbucklin' kerfuffle!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this curious tale of treachery in the waters of sportin' competition! The landlubbers in charge be pushin' the World Anti-Dopin' Agency to be lettin' in some scallywags from the outside for a good ol' audit, after they found themselves in a right pickle!

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