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"Arrr! DNA be spillin’ the beans on a California landlubber, long after he danced with the lie detector, savvy?"

2024-11-25

Arrr, in the fair port o’ Riverside, them cold case sea dogs be usin’ fancy DNA magic to tie a scallywag who bested the truth-tellin’ box to a jolly roger of murder from ’79. Seems even the dead don’t rest easy when yer hidin’ secrets, matey!

Arrr mateys, gather ‘round fer a tale o’ woe from the shores of Riverside, California! It be a dark tale from the year o’ our Lord 1979, when a fair lass named Esther Gonzalez, just 17 summers young, met her untimely doom, laid to rest in the snow like a treasure buried deep, yarr!

Now, ye see, the scallywag known as Lewis Randolph "Randy" Williamson, who shuffled off this mortal coil in 2014, was as slippery as a wet fish. He had the gall to pass a polygraph test back then, clearin’ him of any wrongdoing, or so the fools thought! But alas, the winds of time blew more favorably for justice, as modern magic called forensic genealogy unveiled the truth after 45 long years!

This yarn spins into a twist, for the good folk of Riverside discovered Williamson’s DNA matched the evidence left behind, proving him a villain indeed! Though he’s gone to Davy Jones' locker, the hunt be still alive fer any scallywags who knew him or may have secrets in their hold. So if ye’ve a tale to share, reach out to the cold case crew at the county, lest this tale of treachery be buried along with him!

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