"Ye TikTok scallywag nabbed for blabbin' 'bout a pilfered treasure! Arrr, the seas be a cruel mistress!"
2024-11-25
Arrr, me hearties! Young Marlena Velez, a crafty lass of 22, be swipin’ treasure by foolin’ the self-checkout with her tricksy bar codes! The landlubber lawmen be sayin’ she made fine booty cheaper than a parrot’s squawk! Avast, what a scallywag!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of treachery and trickery upon the high seas of commerce! A scallywag named Marlena Velez, a lass of but 22 summers, found herself in a right pickle with the law. Aye, she did! She thought herself clever, she did, swindlin’ the self-checkout like a true buccaneer pilferin’ a treasure chest!