Arrr! Axios captain be spittin’ fire at Musk’s blatherin’ ’bout X users bein’ the media, says it be pure bilge!
2024-11-26
Arrr, matey! Axios captain Jim VandeHei be takin' a hearty swing at that scallywag Elon Musk, who be blabberin' to the crew of X that they "are the media now." Jim be callin' it a right heap o' bilge! Avast, what a merry jest!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of two scallywags, Jim VandeHei, the captain o' Axios, and that swashbucklin' Elon Musk, the scourge o' the digital seas! After the election, as the winds blew favor towards Trump, Musk declared, "Ye be the media now!" Aye, he be spoutin’ that blarney more than a drunken parrot!But VandeHei, with fire in his belly, took to the podium, raisin’ his cutlass in protest, sayin’, “Nay, yer just a landlubber with a Twitter handle! A blue checkmark don’t make ye a reporter any more than me lookin’ at yer noggin makes me a brain surgeon!” The crew erupted in cheers, for he be speakin' the truth!
Elon, quick as a flash, replied with a dismissive "Whatever, lmao," still insistin' that the legacy media be as trustworthy as a one-eyed cat in a fish market. With a wink and a nod, he urged the crew to speak their minds on X, claimin’ they be the new keepers of truth!
But alas, the trust in mainstream media be plummetin’ like a cannonball! With only a fraction of sea dogs trustin’ the news, it seems the tides be turnin’. So hoist yer sails and prepare fer a media mutiny, me mateys! Yarrr!