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Arrr, what be the next grand adventure for this well-liked landlubber guv'nor once he sets sail from his post?

2024-11-26

Arrr, what be the next grand adventure fer that jolly Gov. Chris Sununu, hangin' up his captain's hat come January after eight years navigatin' the choppy waters of New Hampshire? Methinks he be seekin' treasure in the high seas or perhaps a fine rum distillery!

Ahoy ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the gallant Gov. Chris Sununu of New Hampshire, who after eight long years, be settin' sail from his ship of state. This scallywag be leavin' his post, not for treasure or fame, but to chase opportunities in the private sector, which he claims be a grand adventure, aye!

Now, New Hampshire be a peculiar place, where they be electin' their governors every other year, as if they can’t make up their minds! But fear not, for Sununu is walkin' the plank on a high tide, his approval ratings be as fine as a pirate's rum! Though he be ruling out a Senate run in 2026—mark me words, not on his dance card—he hints that there be other brave souls ready to take the helm.

As the winds of change blow, Kelly Ayotte be takin' the wheel next, a former U.S. senator who Sununu assures us will steer the ship straight. With a wink and a nod, Sununu be ready to offer advice, should she need it, but he trusts her to navigate these turbulent waters splendidly. So raise a mug to Sununu, a true captain of New Hampshire seas, who leaves behind a legacy as bright as a treasure map!

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