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Arrr, Trump’s crew be ink’n a deal fer smooth sailin’, but be dodgin’ the F.B.I. like a scallywag!

2024-11-26

Arrr, matey! The captain-elect, Donald J. Trump, be gatherin' his crew for a few formal parley with the old salt's crew. But, lo and behold! He be shunnin' the F.B.I. from givin' the new scallywags a proper security check. Aye, what a jolly hullabaloo!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of the landlubber known as President-elect Donald J. Trump, who be sailin’ into the stormy seas of power! His crew be preparin’ fer formal parley with the scallywags leavin’ the ship, but lo and behold, they’ve got their knickers in a twist when it comes to lettin’ the F.B.I. poke about fer security clearances!

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