Arrr, why be Trump settin’ his sights on the U.S.-Canada line, ye ask? Blimey, he be huntin' for rogue landlubbers!
2024-11-26
Arrr! Last year, we be catchin' a heap o' scallywags comin' from Canada, but they be but a wee drop in the bucket compared to the merry band from Mexico! Aye, the North ain't no treasure trove for wayward souls!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round, for I bring ye tidings from the frosty north! It seems that the scallywags makin’ their way across the border from Canada be causin’ quite a ruckus in the realm of the law! Aye, arrests fer illegal crossings from yon land o’ maple syrup and lumberjacks done spiked like a cannonball in a stormy sea last fiscal year!But hold yer horses, ye landlubbers! While the numbers be risin’, they still be but a wee fraction compared to the hordes comin’ across from Mexico—those swarthy sea dogs be crossin’ faster than a ship in full sail! It’s as if the folks from Canada be takin' their sweet time, considerin’ a stop fer a pint or two, whilst the Mexican pirates be stormin' the shores with all the haste of a cannon blast!
So, whilst the Canadian crossings be causin’ a wee bit of a kerfuffle, they still be a drop in the ocean ‘gainst the multitude from the south. Aye, it seems the icy north be not as turbulent as the tempestuous southern seas! Raise yer tankards and toast to the curious ways of borders and the merry mischief of our fellow men—let the adventure continue!