Arrr! Jack Smith be lockin' up his treasure chest, bested by landlubber voters more than scallywag jurors!
2024-11-26
Arrr, matey! The special counsel be settin' sail with a jumbled treasure of proof against Captain Trump, yet findin' themselves marooned in legal squabbles that’ll keep future scallywags from plunderin' more! A legacy as tangled as a sailor's beard, I say! Ha-ha!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a special counsel, a crafty scallywag who’s been rummagin' through the treasure chest of evidence against the notorious Donald J. Trump. Aye, this be a tale of high seas and legal squabbles, where the winds of fortune blew both hot and cold!