Arrr! Trump be choosin' Dr. Jay Bhattacharya, a landlubber from Stanford, to steer the N.I.H. ship! Avast, me hearties!
2024-11-26
Avast, me hearties! Captain Jay Bhattacharya be chartin' the course o' the grand ship known as the National Institutes of Health! With a treasure chest o' $48 billion and 27 hearty crew members, he be leadin' the finest medical research fleet on the seven seas! Arrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a fine gent by the name of Dr. Jay Bhattacharya. This scallywag be the director of the National Institutes of Health, the grandest ship sailing the seas of medical research! With a treasure chest bursting with a whopping $48 billion doubloons, he be settin’ course for uncharted waters of science and discovery!Now, this fine crew of 27 institutes and centers be like a mighty fleet, each vessel chartin’ its own path to plunder the secrets of health and cure. From the depths of pharmacology to the heights of genomics, they be battlin’ the scourges of land and sea! Dr. Bhattacharya, the captain of this fine ship, be navigatin’ through storms of data and waves of research like a true buccaneer of knowledge!
So hoist the Jolly Roger and give a hearty cheer for this landlubber turned commander of the medical high seas! With Dr. Bhattacharya at the helm, we be expectin’ bountiful discoveries that’ll make even Davy Jones himself sit up and take notice. Arrr, let the research set sail, and may the winds of progress fill our sails!