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Arrr, fer Thanksgiving, this fine bread be the treasure for stuffing, say the scurvy chefs!

2024-11-27

Arrr, two crafty cooks be spillin’ the beans to Fox News Digital on how they be conjurin’ the finest stuffing come Thanksgiving! They be sharin’ their jolly tips fer landlubbers lookin’ to whip up the most glorious side dish this side of the seven seas! Avast, ye hungry mates!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as two culinary swashbucklers share their secret booty fer the finest stuffing this Thanksgiving season! Aye, there be a ruckus over what bread to use—be it fresh or stale—but both chefs agree, ye best be usin’ dry bread, lest yer stuffing turn into a soggy mess! Our matey from California, Chef Andrew Gruel, be likin' his bread drier than a pirate's humor! He warns that moist bread takes up space that oughta be filled with the glorious flavors of stuffing. Arrr, think of it like a sponge, savvy? If it’s wet, ye'll end up with a custard, not stuffing!

Instead of lettin' yer bread sit and rot, Gruel suggests toastin’ it to a golden crisp. Toasted bread be bringin' a beautiful brown flavor to yer feast! And if ye sail over to Chef Todd English's galley, he be swearin' by toasted cornbread for an even heartier stuffing. He claims it absorbs flavors better than yer fresh variety, making it a delight fit fer the finest of pirates!

Now, when it comes to cookin’, some scallywags stuff the bird raw, while others be roastin' it first. English says, “Nay! Let the bird cook proper, then add yer stuffing fer the last hour.” This way, ye get the best of both worlds—juicy turkey and delectable stuffing! So grab yer dry bread and set sail fer flavor this holiday, ye salty sea dogs!

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