Arrr, old salty grandpa blasts a scallywag tryin' to plunder his treasure while the wee ones be hidin'!
2024-11-27
Arrr, a scallywag in California be claimin' he let fly a shot at a knave on the 24th of November, all to guard his wee grandlads snoozin' in the back o' the shop. Aye, a brave ol’ sea dog, ready to defend his treasure!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round fer a tale from Rancho Cordova, California, where a grand ol' sea dog named Robert, a spry lad of 70, found himself in a ruckus of a night on the 24th of November. With his two wee scallywags snoozin’ in the back o' his shop, a dastardly burglar decided to make mischief, breakin’ in through the window like a landlubber in search of treasure!But lo and behold! Robert’s keen-eyed 14-year-old grandson heard the ruckus and roused the old sea captain from his slumber. Quick as a flash, Robert grabbed a trusty cannon – a gun gifted by his own father long ago – as the brigand tried to bash down the door! With a flicker of a butane torch, lookin’ like a devil’s weapon, the intruder charged in, and in a heartbeat, Robert fired a warning shot! Arrr, the scallywag stumbled out, wounded, and collapsed like a sack of potatoes in the parking lot!
As the local constables arrived to sort the mess, Robert, shaken but grateful, pondered on his grandkids' safety. Aye, he’s faced the foul hands of robbers thrice before, but this time, it was not just the coin at stake – it was the lives of his kin! Though he be shakin’ in his boots, he knows he’d do it again to protect his little treasure chests. Yarrr!