Arrr, the US be throwin' the shackles on 21 more scallywags helpin' that landlubber Maduro!
2024-11-27
Arrr, matey! The landlubbers o' the U.S. be throwin' a cannonball o' sanctions at 21 scallywags o' Maduro's crew for givin' the good folk o' Venezuela a hard time after a dodgy election. Aye, 'tis a right merry mess on the high seas o' politics!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of political treachery and high seas sanctions, fer it be a wild ride in the land of Venezuela! The scallywags in the United States have laid down the law on a crew of 21 buccaneers loyal to the notorious Captain Nicolás Maduro, claimin’ they be partakin’ in the oppression that followed the disputed presidential election in July!The Treasury’s hand has struck hard, targetin' the likes of the head of the corrections crew, the chief of the spies, and a few other high-ranking mates. They be joinin' a motley crew of sanctioned rogues, includin' judges and ministers, all swimmin' in a sea of trouble. Just last week, the Biden ship recognized a new captain, Edmundo González, as the rightful “president-elect,” while tightenin' the noose with visa restrictions on those who be repressin’ the good folk of Venezuela.
Though Maduro claims victory in the election, he be holdin’ back the treasure maps of vote tallies to prove it! Meanwhile, González, the opposition hero, be hidin' out in Spain, fearin’ the hangman’s noose after bein’ accused of spillin’ secrets on vote counts. The storm rages on, and the power-hungry mates still run the ship, as debates brew over a bill that might just brand sanctions as crimes against the crew! Arrr, what a saga it be!