Arrr, matey! U.S. sea dogs snatch 3,000 counterfeit Gibsons—strummin' mightily, but soundin' like a barrel o' barnacles!
2024-11-27
Arrr, matey! If them fakes be the real deal, they’d be worth near 18 million doubloons! Aye, 'tis the grandest haul of counterfeit booty ever seen, say the officials. Avast, what a jolly jest!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I have a tale that be ticklin' the funny bone of even the saltiest sea dog! 'Twas a grand day when the knaves of the law stumbled upon a score so mighty, it could’ve filled the coffers of Davy Jones himself! Aye, they reckon these counterfeit treasures be worth a whopping $18 million doubloons if they were the real McCoy!