Arrr, Hamas be set adrift, sans their top matey! A right jolly pickle, I say!
2024-11-28
Arrr, matey! Israel be throwin’ cannonballs at Hezbollah, and now the cease-fire be settlin’ the dust in Lebanon. Meanwhile, poor Hamas be stranded like a landlubber on a deserted isle, all alone and wonderin’ where their crew be! Aye, it be a right comical sight!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn o’ battles and cease-fires in the land o’ Lebanon! A mighty clash has erupted betwixt Israel and them scallywags known as Hezbollah, with swords drawn and cannons a-blazin’. But lo and behold, amidst these fracas, the winds of fortune be blowin’ ill for the rascals of Hamas, leavin’ 'em out on a lonely plank, surrounded by naught but the sea of isolation!