The Booty Report

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"Arrr! How a lass’s volley crew stirred the tempest o' the transgender scallywags' row, me hearties!"

2024-11-28

Arrr, me hearties! Since that daring mermaid Lia Thomas took to the briny deep, no college scallywag or crew has stirred up the tempest o' transgender rights in sport like a cannonball in a keg of rum! Aye, 'tis a lively debate indeed!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale most peculiar, fer there be a tempest brewin’ on the high seas of sportin’ rights! Aye, not since the famed mermaid of the waves, Lia Thomas, graced the waters, has there been a ruckus so loud among the scallywags of the athletic realm! She be a lass who donned the swim cap and splashed into the fray, settin’ the stage ablaze with the fervor of a thousand cannonballs!

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