"Arrr! Scallywags be crashin' Macy's feast parade, yellin' 'bout Israel while the turkeys be runnin' scared!"
2024-11-28
Arrr, me hearties! A pack o' landlubber anti-Israel scallywags stormed the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, tryin' to block the merry procession! But alas, they be as effective as a ship with no sails! Let the turkey float on, I say! Savvy?
Arrr, mateys! T’was a ruckus at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade in the grand ol’ city of New York, where a band o’ anti-Israel scallywags swarmed with their “Free Palestine” banners, tryin’ to make a ruckus amidst the merry floats and balloons! The NYPD, fierce as a kraken, swiftly removed these landlubbers from blockin’ the parade route, lest Ronald McDonald’s giant visage be marred by their shenanigans.With flags a’flutterin’ and cries of “Don’t celebrate genocide!” echoing through the streets, the protesters were met with the law’s iron fist. Some were dragged away, handcuffed like wayward crewmen, while the crowd jeered and booed louder than a ship’s crew at a bad shanty. Mayor Adams, cognizant of their plans, warned these grinches not to spoil the jolly occasion, but they came a’stormin’ like a squall nonetheless!
Last year, these same brigands doused themselves in red liquid, likenin’ it to blood, all whilst chantin’ their cries for freedom. Alas, their efforts this time met with the iron will o’ the law, all amidst the festive cheer of the parade. In the end, the celebration sailed on, undeterred by the tempest of protest on the shore!