"Avast, mateys! A jolly tale o' landlubber feasts: America's top and bottom grub for Thanksgiving gathered here!"
2024-11-28
Arrr, matey! Instacart’s treasure map o' Thanksgiving delights be revealin' that mashed taters and stuffing be the kings of the feast, while that pitiful green bean casserole be walkin' the plank! Avast, let the feasting begin, but leave the beans at Davy Jones' locker!
Ahoy mateys! As the month of November rolls in, ye know well the tempestuous debates brewin' ‘round the feast of Thanksgiving! Arrr, be mashed potatoes the king of the table, or doth sweet potato casserole steal the crown? And what say ye about Brussels sprouts—are they a treasure or a cursed dish?Yonder lies the great conundrum of pumpkin pie versus apple pie, which be the sweeter booty of ‘tis holiday? Aye, these arguments may ne’er find a resolution, yet Instacart, the fine purveyor of online comestibles, set sail on a quest to uncover the favorites of the American crew. According to a grand survey of over 2,000 souls, turkey, mashed potatoes, and stuffing be the sought-after delights!
But beware! The uninvited guests at the feast, such as cranberry sauce and green bean casserole, be rankin' as the least favored. As the buccaneers prepare for their feasts, Instacart noted that the whole turkey be the prized catch, with a wild increase of 5,096% in purchases! Cranberries be followin' close behind, like a loyal parrot!
So hoist yer flags and ready yer plates, for Thanksgiving be upon us, filled with merriment, debate, and plenty o’ grub! Yarrr!