Arrr, the Trump crew be spurning a deal, makin’ their promise o’ clear seas a right jumbled mess!
2024-11-28
Arrr, the mateys of the soon-to-be captain claim they’ll spill the beans on their treasure backers and shun them sea-farin’ strangers! But lo and behold, they ain't legally shackled to keep their word! A fine jest, I say!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round, fer I’ve got a tale from the landlubbers of politics! Ye see, the captain-elect of the grand ship known as the presidency be makin’ a mighty boast. His crew be shoutin’ that they’ll spill the beans on their treasure chests—aye, listin’ the names of all those scallywags givin’ them gold doubloons!But hold yer horses, ye salty sea dogs! This promise be as solid as a ship made of soggy biscuit! Yarr, they’ve declared they shan’t be acceptin’ any loot from foreign rogues, but the truth be told, there be no law holdin’ their feet to the fire! Just like a pirate’s oath, it’s as fickle as the wind on a stormy night!