Arrr! A brave Alaskan swashbuckler be droppin' feasts from the sky to hungry landlubbers this Thanksgivin'! Scrumptious!
2024-11-28
Arrr, matey! Three years past, our fair lass Esther Keim, a true Alaskan wench, took to the skies, droppin’ fine turkeys for her landlubber mates on Thanksgiving! Aye, ’twas in a plane she and her old sea dog father fixed up, makin’ feasts rain from above!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round fer a tale from the frosty wilds of Alaska, where one brave lass named Esther Keim be droppin’ frozen turkeys from the sky like a cannonball from a ship! Aye, 'tis true! In her third year o' this noble endeavor, she be bringin’ a feast to those stranded in the icy clutches o’ winter.In days of yore, Esther recalls the thrill of watchin’ a turkey plummet from the heavens, much like treasure from a pirate’s hoard! She learned of families trapped by snow, dreamin’ of a proper Thanksgiving feast, and thought, "By thunder, I shall deliver!" With the help o’ her trusty pilot, they swoop low and drop the birds like a little gift from the sky, along with sweet surprises for the wee pirates waitin’ below.
Now, findin’ those who be in need ain't no easy task, but Esther and her flying contraption be makin’ it happen! From 80-year-old Dave Luce to little scallywags, the joy of a turkey bomb be bringin’ smiles to faces across the frozen tundra. So, raise a mug o’ grog to Esther, the turkey-throwin’ queen of the north! May her frozen fowls fly high and fill the bellies of all who be stuck in the wilds! Yarrr!