The Booty Report

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Arrr, Noah Kahan’s kin be rallyin’ the crew to rescue a fine shop in their Vermont port! Avast, matey!

2024-11-29

Arrr, me matey! Young Noah Kahan, a tune-singing scallywag, be callin' Coburn's General Store the heart o' his port! His mum be rallyin' the crew to keep it afloat, lest it sink to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, let’s save the treasure!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale from the landlubber shores of Coburns’ General Store, a fine establishment that be as cherished as a chest of buried treasure! Young Noah Kahan, a bard of some renown, did grow up frequentin’ this lively port o' commerce, claimin’ it to be the very heart of his hometown, like the compass to a wayward sailor.

But alas! Trouble be brewin’ in the form of threats to close this beloved haven. Fear not, for Noah’s mother, a fierce lass with a heart of gold, be rallyin’ the fine folk to save the ol’ General Store from a fate worse than walkin’ the plank! With the spirit of a thousand sea shanties, she be leadin’ the charge, gatherin’ the townsfolk like a captain callin’ his crew to arms.

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