The Booty Report

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Arrr! Scallywags from Venezuela be caught after plundering a New York flat! What a jolly mess, mateys!

2024-11-29

Arrr, matey! Young Denyeer and Edison, scallywags of the Tren de Aragua crew, be caught red-handed in the Bronx! Them rascals be as famous as a parrot with a viral tale o’ their Colorado caper! Avast! Time for them to walk the plank o' justice!

Avast ye hearties! Gather 'round, for I've a tale of scallywags from the Tren de Aragua that sailed from Venezuela to the wilds of Aurora, Colorado! Two ruffians, Denyeer Aramillo Meneses and Edison Pena Angulo, be caught in the Bronx after a grand misadventure involving armed invasion and a heap o' criminal tomfoolery! Aye, these lads thought they could plunder like the old sea dogs, but instead, they found themselves in the clutches of the NYPD and Homeland Security, caught red-handed in the midst of a credit card scam and a dastardly drug ring!

With a crew of fifteen, they be linked to sinister dealings of synthetic potions and all manner of illicit goods, sailing from the Bronx to Lower Manhattan, lettin' the lead fly with assault rifles and pistols aplenty! But their wild antics began in Aurora, where they burst into homes like a stormy gale, threatenin’ good folk and causin’ a ruckus. Their leader, a villain known as "Galleta"—which be Spanish for "Cookie"—orchestrated mayhem, lettin' loose a wave of terror upon the land!

So, me thinks it be wise to keep a weather eye on these landlubbers, for their mischief be a serious threat to our fair ports! Yarrr!

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