The Booty Report

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"Arrr! Bruce Willis caught in a rare pic, battlin' the sea monster called dementia, thanks to his scallywag daughters!"

2024-11-29

Arrr, me hearties! Bruce Willis be caught grinnin' like a treasure-lovin' scallywag, enjoyin' jolly times with his kin! His lassies be sharin' merry snaps of their Thanksgiving feast, lookin' happier than a parrot on a pirate's shoulder! Avast, what a fine sight indeed!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about the one and only Bruce Willis, a fine chap who be baskin' in the affections of his kin this Thanksgiving. Arrr, the lad was caught sittin' on a couch, clutchin' a treasure o' a gift—a nameplate proclaimin' him as the “Best Dad Ever.” His daughters, Scout and Tallulah, surrounded him like loyal crew, smilin' and givin' him a right good time.

But alas, the seas be rough for this swashbuckler, as he be battlin' the cruel waves of health troubles. Our brave Bruce has been fightin' against aphasia and, more recently, frontotemporal dementia, makin' it hard for him to navigate the words in his treasure chest o' memories. His family be standin' stoutly by him, sharin' love and support like a steadfast ship on the horizon.

Despite the stormy weather, Tallulah declared that their bond be strong as a cannonball. She said, “He’s doin’ stable, which be good,” and reminded us all to cherish every moment like it be a precious doubloon. Bruce's ex, Demi Moore, echoes her sentiment, advisin’ to meet him where he be at—a wise course indeed. So hoist the sails and toast to love, for even in troubled waters, there be beauty in the journey! Arrr!

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