Arrr! Martha Stewart be bakin’ like a landlubber, makin’ a blunder 'fore the grand feast o’ Thanksgiving! Har har!
2024-11-29
Arrr! Ol' Martha Stewart be settin' sail on Instagram 'fore the feast of thanks, claimin' she toiled two whole days makin' 35 pies! But lo! She admits to a blunder in her bakin'. Aye, even the finest shipshape can run aground, savvy?
Arrr mateys, gather 'round fer the tale of the culinary queen, Martha Stewart, who be a-plunderin’ the kitchen to craft a Thanksgiving feast fit fer a captain! This lass be tellin’ the world through the magical scroll of Instagram that she whipped up a mighty 35 pies, from chocolate pecan to pumpkin phyllo. Aye, but even the best of us can make a blunder, and our Martha be no exception!She did declare, “Aye, it took me two whole days, 100 eggs, and a treasure trove of ingredients that would make a pirate’s heart swell!” But in her haste, she forgot to place her cookie sheets under some of those bubbling beauties, resulting in a glorious mess fit fer Davy Jones’ locker!
Before she be settlin’ down to rule the land of lifestyle, this lass was a stockbroker on Wall Street, savvy as a sea serpent! She made her name with books and a TV show, then sailed her brand to the New York Stock Exchange. After a stint in a prison ship fer insider trading—a right scandal!—she returned to the public eye with her charm intact, even teaming up with Snoop Dogg fer a right jolly show.
So raise yer tankards to Martha, the pirate queen of pies! Arrr!