Arrr! Landlubber model’s mate and wee tot snatched ‘ere 12 hours post feast in Brazil, says the parley!
2024-11-29
Arrr, matey! A fine Brazilian lass, a model of beauty, be snatched up with her scallywag hubby and wee lad in their homeland! They be held captive fer 12 long hours 'fore makin' their great escape! Blimey, what a ruckus on the high seas of mischief!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale most strange! Luciana Curtis, a bonnie lass of the modeling seas, her matey Henrique, and their wee buccaneer of eleven years, found themselves in a right pickle one fine eve in Brazil. A band of scallywags approached 'em outside a tavern and whisked them away like treasure plundered from the depths! Arrr!These dastardly knaves forced the family into their own ship—er, I mean, car—an’ set sail to a shabby shack on the outskirts of São Paulo, where they spent twelve long hours sittin' on a mattress that seemed fit only for a shipwrecked sailor! Aye, the kidnappers swiped some doubloons from their treasure chests, but alas, they fled like cowards when the law was hot on their heels!
Fear not, for when dawn broke, the fine family was freed, thanks to their eldest wee pirate, who raised the alarm! They returned safe and sound, and the tale shall be told for many moons to come. So raise yer flagons to Luciana and her crew, who braved the stormy seas of misfortune and lived to tell the tale! Arrr!