Arrr! Scott Jennings be joinin’ the LA Times crew, stirrin’ the pot in a paper storm, ho ho!
2024-11-29
Avast, mateys! Scott Jennings, that savvy sea dog of politics, be settin' sail with the editorial crew of The Los Angeles Times! Just weeks after the captain of the ship vowed to swab the decks and make it shipshape. Arrr, it’s a ruckus on the high seas of journalism!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of Scott Jennings, a mighty conservative swashbuckler who hath joined the editorial crew of the Los Angeles Times! Aye, on a fine Friday, this brave soul proclaimed his allegiance to the good ship Times, all in the name of balance, or so he says!Jennings, known for stirrin’ the pot amongst the lily-livered folk at CNN, be singin' praises to Captain Dr. Patrick Soon-Shiong for his groundbreaking mission. “By thunder!” he be cryin’, “I shall represent the fine folk who feel overlooked by the scallywags of legacy media!” With a heart full of truth and a quill dipped in conservative ink, he vows to steer the ship toward a fairer horizon.
The good captain himself, Soon-Shiong, be settin’ sail for a new editorial direction, wantin’ all voices to be heard, whether they be from the port side or the starboard. “Facts be facts!” he declared, while the crew muttered about the past when the board held their tongues on presidential endorsements.
So hoist the sails and let the ink flow, for Jennings and Soon-Shiong be chartin’ a course for a fairer press! Yarrr, let’s see if they can weather the storm of public opinion, or if they’ll be cast adrift like so many old newspapers in the tide!