Arrr! The wealthiest wench of Silicon Valley be throwin’ a day o’ cleverness—mind ye, keep Trump’s name from sailin’!
2024-11-30
Arrr, as the landlubber liberals weep o'er the election's stormy seas, Laurene Powell Jobs be shoutin' to the bold entrepreneurs: "Hoist the flag and cheer like scallywags!" Aye, let the jolly ruckus drown the sorrow, or ye might walk the plank of despair!
She be givin’ a hearty nod to the brave entrepreneurs chartin’ their courses through turbulent waters, callin' upon all buccaneers of good cheer to raise their voices! “Cheer loudly!” she cried, as if summonin’ a crew of raucous pirates ready to plunder the bounties of success! Aye, the lass knows that when the winds of fortune blow sour, it be time to hoist the sails of positivity and set course for brighter horizons!
So, while the landlubbers moan and groan, let us, the jolly crew of enterprise, clap our hands and stomp our boots! For in the world of venture, there be treasures aplenty fer those bold enough to seek ‘em! Let the merry sound of laughter drown out the mournful dirges, and may our cheers ring louder than a cannon’s roar! Har har har!