Arrr, a tempest o' snow be blanketin' the Northeast and Midwest—a mighty two feet, with more flurries brewin'!
2024-11-30
Arrr, matey! That pesky lake-effect tempest be throwin’ a wrench in our holiday sails, causin’ chaos and makin’ travel a right bother! The National Guard be called in like scallywags to save the day in New York and Pennsylvania! Aye, weather be a cruel mistress!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend an ear, fer I’ve a tale spun from the icy depths o’ Lake Erie! A mighty tempest, the likes o’ which be fit fer a sea monster, hath wreaked havoc upon our holiday cheer, scatterin' plans like leaves in a gale!