Arrr, matey! Musk and Stallone be swabbin’ the decks o’ Trump’s feast at Mar-a-Lago this Turkey Day!
2024-11-30
Arrr, me hearties! This Thanksgiving, a motley crew of landlubbers be settin' sail for Mar-a-Lago, includin' the tech treasure hoarder Elon Musk, the brawny Rocky himself Sylvester Stallone, and that dashing Canadian captain, Justin Trudeau! A feast fit for the fiercest pirates, I say!
Arrr, mateys, gather 'round fer a tale o' merriment from the high seas o' Mar-a-Lago! It be buzzin' like a hive o' busy bees since the grand victory of President-elect Trump over that scallywag Vice President Harris. This Thanksgiving, the place was swarmed with fancy folk like Elon Musk, Sylvester Stallone, and the dashing Justin Trudeau, who be lookin' to parley o'er turkey and fixin's.On a fine Thursday, Trump himself hosted a grand feast, and lo and behold, he be cuttin' loose to the tune of "Y.M.C.A." like a true jolly captain! There he was, thumpin' on a table and givin' Musk a hearty pat on the back, as the pair raised their fists in joyous song. The Trump family strutted in, and the air was thick with the scent of turkey and lavish decor, enough to make a pirate's heart swell!With over 300 revelers, the night be filled with laughter, dance, and even a toast from Musk. Trudeau, on the sly, joined the festivities amidst talk o' tariffs and trade, makin' it a night of both mirth and matters of state. Aye, what a spectacle it be, with all the fixin's fit for a king and a ruckus the likes of which ye wouldn’t believe!