Arrr! Trump be settin' sail with Charles Kushner, the new matey for France’s ambassador ship, savvy?
2024-11-30
Arrr, hear ye! The grand proclaimin’ hath hoisted Mr. Kushner, the old sea-dog and sire of the lad wed to the mighty Trump’s lass, who snagged a pardon like a treasure ’fore the ship of Trump set sail! Aye, a right jolly jest, that!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, for I bring ye tidings of a high-seas adventure in the realm of politics! Our tale be about one Mr. Kushner, a fine scallywag who be the father of none other than the son-in-law of that tempestuous Captain Donald J. Trump. Aye, the winds of fortune be blowin’ his way, for at the close of Captain Trump’s first voyage in the presidential seas, he was granted a pardon—a rare treasure indeed!