"Arrr! On Thanksgiving, a Connecticut shack blazed like Davy Jones' locker while a turkey fried in the garage, matey!"
2024-11-30
Arrr, matey! A grand inferno be a-blazin’ in Connecticut, lasting longer than a sea shanty! Twas said some scallywag decided to fry a turkey in the garage on Thanksgiving—aye, not the wisest choice for a feast! Firefighters battled it like it be a kraken for 16 long hours!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round and lend yer ears to a tale of fiery folly that unfolded in the land of Connecticut on a fateful Thanksgiving! ‘Twas a fine day for feasting, but lo and behold, a scallywag tried to fry a turkey in the garage! Aye, what a blunder it be! The flames roared like a cannon, and the house soon found itself engulfed in a fiery embrace.The brave souls of the Weston Volunteer Fire Department dashed forth like true buccaneers, but alas, the blaze spread quicker than a gossipin’ parrot! They battled valiantly, only to be thwarted by a wicked structural collapse and a rogue motor vehicle that crushed their water hose, stoppin’ the flow quicker than a coward at the sight of a kraken!
After 16 long hours of fightin’ the fiery beast, the home was deemed as uninhabitable as a deserted isle, but thank the stars, no souls were lost in this inferno! With 25 merry souls gathered for the feast, one must wonder if they were givin’ thanks for their survival or just the lack of turkey that day! So remember, mates, fry yer turkeys outdoors lest ye find yerself in a tale of flames and folly!