The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, how the land o' Elon turned from fair winds to Trump’s tempest, makin' folks laugh and scratch their heads!"

2024-12-01

Arrr, matey! Mr. Musk’s flying contraptions and his jolly self be stirrin’ the pot o’ culture and politics in Cameron County, South Texas! Aye, his shenanigans be turnin’ the tides and makin’ the land a right lively place for scallywags and landlubbers alike!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of the infamous Mr. Musk, a scallywag who be sailin' the stars on rockets built like fine galleons! Yarr, in the wild lands of Cameron County, South Texas, that landlubber’s presence be causin' quite the ruckus!

Read the Original Article