Arrr, Colorado scallywags be on the hunt fer a coyote that dared to nibble on a wee landlubber!
2024-12-01
Arrr, in the fine port of Colorado Springs, the landlubbers be huntin’ a wily coyote for givin’ a wee lass a fright on Thanksgiving Day! The scallywags of Colorado Parks and Wildlife be on the trail, seekin’ to catch this furry fiend before it plunders more pies!
Arrr mateys! Gather ye ‘round fer a tale from the wilds of Colorado, where a wee lass of four found herself in a tussle with a coyote beast on the day of feasting known as Thanksgiving! Aye, she thought it be a pup, but this scallywag of a coyote lunged like a pirate on a treasure – clamping down on the back of her head! Ye best believe her brave father sprang into action, rescuin' the lass and sendin' that rascal yelpin' back to the shadows!The fine folk of Colorado Parks and Wildlife, like valiant shipmates, be huntin’ the miscreant coyote, layin’ the law down for any of its kind that wander near. Aye, these cunning creatures can become bold if they think they can take on humans or if they be feelin’ poorly, or worse, if they be protectin' their youngin’s! Alas, the hunt be on, and any coyote caught in the act may find itself on a one-way trip to the health lab!
So take heed, ye landlubbers! If ye spy a coyote lurkin’, toss a rock or give a good shout! And fer the love of all that be salty, don’t feed the beasts! Keep yer small pets safe, for coyotes see ‘em as naught but snacks! The hunt continues, and all hands be needed to keep the seas – or in this case, the yards – safe from these furry foes!