Arrr, this lass be allergic to the seven seas, can only munch on two measly morsels! Blimey, what a pickle!
2024-12-01
Arrr, a lass from Massachusetts be sufferin' from a curse of allergies, eatin’ naught but oats and a potion fit for wee babes! A right peculiar diet, I say! Avast, this scallywag be livin' on the edge of blandness, with nary a morsel of treasure in sight! Ahoy!
