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Arrr, the swashbucklin' lassies o' the volleyball crew have docked their ship and ended their season, me hearties!

2024-12-01

Arrr, the lassies o' San Jose State, with their bold matey of a transgender kind, did clash swords with the mighty Colorado State, the treasure-hunters of the tourney! Alas, they set sail to Davy Jones’ locker, but their journey be far grander than mere sportin’! Aye, what a jolly adventure!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the fair lasses of San Jose State, a crew of brave wenches takin' to the waters of sportin' competition. They be havin' a fierce lass among 'em, a transgender matey who be fightin’ with a heart as bold as a cannon’s roar!

But alas and alack! Their journey led 'em straight into the jaws of the fearsome Colorado State, a ship full of swashbucklin' champions that all the seas be whisperin’ about. The battle be fierce, the stakes high, but in the end, our San Jose sisters were left adrift, their sails flappin' in the wind, as the favorite crew claimed victory.

This season, it be more than just a game, aye! It transcended mere sportin' and sailed into the waters of courage, camaraderie, and the fight for what be right. Aye, they be showin' the world what it means to stand tall, no matter the tides against 'em. So raise yer tankards, me mateys, to the San Jose State lasses! Though their ship be sunk, their spirits be flyin' high, like a Jolly Roger on a fair day!

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