Arrr, Candace be claimin' a 'shocking red sweep’ proves faith's sailin' back in! Let the Almighty steer the ship!
2024-12-01
Arrr, matey! Candace Cameron Bure, once a lass from the "Full House," be spillin' the beans 'bout her faith, claimin' the election be a grand tide shift, inspirin' all hands on deck! Aye, 'tis a jolly good tale from the high seas of politics!
Ahoy, me hearties! As the landlubbers of America be settlin’ their sails after the ruckus of the 2024 election, the fair lass Candace Cameron Bure, known for her romp on the "Full House," be castin’ her anchor in the good book, implorin’ the crew to vote with a biblical compass. In a chat with the scallywags at Fox News, she spun a yarn 'bout votin’ like the good ol’ Jesus, a motto she be peddlin’ on the high seas of social media.She be sayin’, “Whether ye be pickin’ from two worthy candidates or scribblin’ in a name, fear not, for the Almighty knows the outcome!” With a wink and a nod, she urged her shipmates to ponder the policies rather than nitpick the character of their captains. “None be perfect, not even yers truly!” she proclaimed.
As Candace turns to the scriptures like a trusty compass, she be callin' on folks to “vote like Jesus,” declarin’ it be their duty as proud pirates of democracy. With the winds of change blowin’ strong and faith on the rise, this buccaneer lass believes the last election was a grand surprise to many, but not to the Good Lord above! Yarrr, let the seas of faith guide ye in these turbulent waters!