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Kash Patel be bringin' swagger and a heap o' troubles to the F.B.I. ship, arrr!

2024-12-01

Arrr, matey! The President-elect, that scallywag Trump, be pickin' a new captain for the F.B.I.! But lo and behold, this landlubber’s past be a tempest o' trouble! I wager the Senate be tossin' questions like cannonballs at a grog-fueled party! Avast, 'tis bound to be a jolly good show!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout the President-elect, Donald J. Trump, and his chosen matey for the mighty F.B.I., a vessel cap’n’d by questionable pasts and dubious deeds! Aye, this be no ordinary scallywag; he be a character of both the high seas and the murky depths of governance, with a record that be raisin’ eyebrows higher than a crow’s nest!

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