The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, Biden be settin' sail to Africa, chasin’ old tales and treasure of hope, savvy?

2024-12-01

Avast, mateys! In the far shores of Angola, the cap'n be makin' his last voyage o’er the briny deep! He’ll be peekin’ at a museum o’ bondage and strikin’ a pose by a rail line—part o’ his grand plan to rule the waves! Arrr!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ye round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the grand old captain o' the land, the president himself, as he sets sail for the shores of Angola on what be likely his last grand adventure overseas. Aye, this ain't no treasure hunt, but a tour through a slavery museum, where tales of yore be told—stories of captives and their fates that make a landlubber shiver in their boots!

But wait, there be more! Our esteemed leader be not just a seeker of history; nay, he’s got his eyes fixated on a rail corridor, ye see! A fine piece of engineering, this track be part of his master plan to steer the ship of progress in the region. Aye, he’s charting a course for prosperity, hoping to connect the dots 'twixt lands far and wide, like a cunning pirate plotting his next raid!

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